clueless rants of an olive

flyaway-freedom-heart: h0bbitberry: simonwang: Twilight in...

Wed, 22 May 2013 14:08:26 -0400

h0bbitberry:

simonwang:

Twilight in two seconds

This is the only twilight thing I will ever reblog.

I have been waiting for this gif

missladyjinx: tauart

Wed, 22 May 2013 14:07:41 -0400

missladyjinx:

tauart

tastefullyoffensive: [extrafabulouscomics]

Wed, 22 May 2013 14:07:26 -0400

tastefullyoffensive:

[extrafabulouscomics]

youvegottthelove: ohshiitakemushrooms: Can Robert Downey Jr. and Johnny Depp star in a live action...

Wed, 22 May 2013 10:16:53 -0400

youvegottthelove:

ohshiitakemushrooms:

Can Robert Downey Jr. and Johnny Depp star in a live action The Road to El Dorado together?

my organs have stopped functioning please let this happen

Photo

Wed, 22 May 2013 07:16:12 -0400

ikneeltothegodofmischief: makeupbag: bloodstainedbikinis: g...

Wed, 22 May 2013 07:14:04 -0400

ikneeltothegodofmischief:

makeupbag:

bloodstainedbikinis:

galactic-gal:

princessleathercock:

acceptmyawkwardness:

superspecialawesomeattack:

makeupbyjanny:

onlymakesusstronger:

jamesxfc:

As a guy, I think the top one looks way better. Just sayin’.

yeah, guy here, top looks way better

You know what’s crazy?! That some women don’t wear makeup to impress men. Some women do it because they like it. When I wear 5 different colors on my eyes with bright ass pink lipstick I KNOW that shit ain’t cute. But you know why I do it? Because makeup is about having fun and being artistic. So if you don’t like my fabulously defined eyebrows I’m okay with that, I didn’t need your approval anyways. I just think some men really need to put their egos to the side and STOP thinking that everything women do is to impress you guys.

Yeah, because women wear high-heels because they’re SO comfortable, right?

No, women (at least me and my friends) wear heels because they’re fun to wear. Sure, they get uncomfortable, but we’re not wearing them for comfort, we’re wearing them to feel good and because we feel sexy in them.

And you’re probably gonna be like “but why do you want to look sexy? For men.”

But no. I like feeling sexy because it helps with MY confidence. It’s not about other guys, i’m already in a committed relationship, but I like feeling good about how I look. Also, even before my relationship I would wear sexy lacy underwear and bras, but NO ONE were seeing them, so why did I wear them? Certainly not because they’re comfortable. Because I feel great about myself when I’m wearing them.

This^

Here’s my two cents for the beta males that have a problem with the high heel makeup wearing ladies. Don’t date them.

Go date a girl who doesn’t wear makeup or high heels.

Write to your favorite nudie magazine and ask for less airbrushed no makeup wearing models for you to wank to

Stop telling other women what to do with their bodies

And stop believing that any expression of a women’s self is directly meant to please your prick

^ BOOM!!

Important commentary bolded.

Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees

vickykun: himynameissamijane: plund3rbunny: OMG NEED Actually...

Wed, 22 May 2013 07:10:58 -0400

vickykun:

himynameissamijane:

plund3rbunny:

OMG NEED

Actually have the Nightmare before Christmas one hanging on are wall already, thanks to wonderful friends

but the rest of them

NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED

If anyone ever wants to buy me something, the Cinderella one please and thank you

*0*

pleasestopbeingsad: Street harassment is not a compliment.

Wed, 22 May 2013 05:38:43 -0400

pleasestopbeingsad:

Street harassment is not a compliment.

10knotes: This post has been featured on a 1000notes.com blog.

Wed, 22 May 2013 05:37:42 -0400

10knotes:

This post has been featured on a 1000notes.com blog.

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Wed, 22 May 2013 05:36:45 -0400

thesockmonkeyrenegade: gracethelostgirl: lovewithyous: carolineflack: HOW DO YOU MAKE...

Wed, 22 May 2013 05:35:53 -0400

thesockmonkeyrenegade:

gracethelostgirl:

lovewithyous:

carolineflack:

HOW DO YOU MAKE A GUY STOP TEXTING YOU

HOW DO YOU MAKE A GUY START TEXTING YOU

HOW DO YOU MAKE A GUY

illustratedladies: Rookie » How to Get Attention at Any...

Wed, 22 May 2013 05:34:53 -0400

illustratedladies:

Rookie » How to Get Attention at Any Age

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Wed, 22 May 2013 05:34:28 -0400

10knotes:

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Wed, 22 May 2013 05:33:16 -0400

chekhov: In health class we were given sheets of paper and told to write a message we would want...

Tue, 21 May 2013 17:47:23 -0400

chekhov:

In health class we were given sheets of paper and told to write a message we would want someone of the opposite sex to know

She read some examples

The girls were like: “Hey can you please not treat me like shit”

The boys were like: “Spray tans look ugly I hate when girls wear too much makeup and don’t lead me on.”

rockpapertheodore: pan2dapan: cerberusdad: i like the word partners because no one can tell if...

Tue, 21 May 2013 17:33:17 -0400

rockpapertheodore:

pan2dapan:

cerberusdad:

i like the word partners because no one can tell if you’re dating or if you’re in a buddy cop movie

oddly enough, no one can tell if Simon Pegg and Nick Frost are dating or in a buddy cop movie.

ily man

Tue, 21 May 2013 17:29:39 -0400

ily man

andthentheresallthisshit: deadgomery: theprinceswilly: nosferpatbu: i just saw this picture of...

Tue, 21 May 2013 17:28:04 -0400

andthentheresallthisshit:

deadgomery:

theprinceswilly:

nosferpatbu:

i just saw this picture of shrek

and i’m laughing because it’s as if i’m about to give him a blowjob

tears are coming out of my eyes

NO NO NO NO NO

“That’ll do, Donkey. That’ll do.”

OH MY GOD IT GOT BETTER/WORSE

nerdfighter13812: ohanameansfandom: Whenever anyone argues against marriage equality because of...

Tue, 21 May 2013 17:27:40 -0400

nerdfighter13812:

ohanameansfandom:

Whenever anyone argues against marriage equality because of their religious views as a Christian I just want to hit them over the head repeatedly with a Bible whilst yelling

ADULTERY ISN’T ILLEGAL!!

LYING ISN’T ILLEGAL!!

DIVORCE ISN’T ILLEGAL!!

DISRESPECTING YOUR PARENTS ISN’T ILLEGAL!!

WORKING ON THE SABBATH ISN’T ILLEGAL!!

WORSHIPPING OTHER GODS ISN’T ILLEGAL!!

THE LAW DOES NOT FOLLOW THE BIBLE!!!!!

I’m a Christian and I approve this message.

axto: aleetlepinch: I’m so sick of people thinking they can just waltz into my room when I’m...

Tue, 21 May 2013 13:50:25 -0400

axto:

aleetlepinch:

I’m so sick of people thinking they can just waltz into my room when I’m obviously listening to music in 4/4.

I just wanted to reblog this again because I find it inordinately funny.